Английский язык с Джеромом К. Джеромом Трое в лодке, не считая собаки jerome k. Jerome (Джером К. Джером) three men in a boat

"Oh, drat this (черт возьми)!" they would have said. "Here, let's go away (эй, давайте уедем). I can't stand any more of it (не могу больше выносить это). Let's go to St. Albans — nice quiet place, St. Albans (давайте поедем в Сент-Олбенс — милое тихое местечко)."

Buckinghamshire [`bAkINqmSIq] castle [`kRs(q)l]
It must have been much like this when that foolish boy Henry VIII. was courting his little Anne. People in Buckinghamshire would have come upon them unexpectedly when they were mooning round Windsor and Wraysbury, and have exclaimed, "Oh! you here!" and Henry would have blushed and said, "Yes; he'd just come over to see a man;" and Anne would have said, "Oh, I'm so glad to see you! Isn't it funny? I've just met Mr. Henry VIII. in the lane, and he's going the same way I am."

Then those people would have gone away and said to themselves: "Oh! we'd better get out of here while this billing and cooing is on. We'll go down to Kent."

And they would go to Kent, and the first thing they would see in Kent, when they got there, would be Henry and Anne fooling round Hever Castle.

"Oh, drat this!" they would have said. "Here, let's go away. I can't stand any more of it. Let's go to St. Albans — nice quiet place, St. Albans."

From Picnic Point to Old Windsor Lock is a delightful bit of the river (от мыса Пикник до старого Виндзорского шлюза располагается восхитительный участок реки). A shady road, dotted here and there with dainty little cottages (тенистая дорога, местами усеянная изящными маленькими домиками; here and there — здесь и там, кое-где), runs by the bank up to the "Bells of Ouseley," a picturesque inn (тянется по берегу до «Колоколов Ауслея», живописной гостиницы), as most up-river inns are (как и большинство прибрежных гостиниц /являются живописными/), and a place where a very good glass of ale may be drunk — so Harris says (места, где можно выпить стакан отменного эля — так говорит Гаррис; to drink); and on a matter of this kind you can take Harris's word (а в этом вопросе вы можете поверить Гаррису на слово). Old Windsor is a famous spot in its way (старый Виндзор — в своем роде знаменитое место). Edward the Confessor had a palace here (у Эдуарда Исповедника был здесь дворец; confessor — исповедник; духовник), and here the great Earl Godwin was proved guilty by the justice of that age of having encompassed the death of the King's brother (и здесь судьи того времени доказали, что славный граф Годвин виновен в смерти брата короля; justice — справедливость, правосудие; судья, суд; to encompass — окружать; выполнять, осуществлять). Earl Godwin broke a piece of bread and held it in his hand (граф Годвин отломил кусок хлеба и взял его в руку; to break; to hold).

"If I am guilty (если я виновен)," said the Earl, "may this bread choke me when I eat it (пусть этот хлеб задушит меня = пусть я подавлюсь этим хлебом, когда его съем; to choke — душить; /по/давиться, задыхаться)!"

guilty [`gIltI] folk [fquk]

From Picnic Point to Old Windsor Lock is a delightful bit of the river. A shady road, dotted here and there with dainty little cottages, runs by the bank up to the "Bells of Ouseley," a picturesque inn, as most up-river inns are, and a place where a very good glass of ale may be drunk — so Harris says; and on a matter of this kind you can take Harris's word. Old Windsor is a famous spot in its way. Edward the Confessor had a palace here, and here the great Earl Godwin was proved guilty by the justice of that age of having encompassed the death of the King's brother. Earl Godwin broke a piece of bread and held it in his hand.

"If I am guilty," said the Earl, "may this bread choke me when I eat it!"
Then he put the bread into his mouth and swallowed it (потом он положил хлеб в рот и проглотил его), and it choked him, and he died (подавился им и умер).

After you pass Old Windsor, the river is somewhat uninteresting (после того, как вы проходите Старый Виндзор, река становится несколько неинтересной), and does not become itself again until you are nearing Boveney (и не становится собой снова, пока вы не приблизитесь к Бовени). George and I towed up past the Home Park (мы с Джорджем тянули лодку мимо Хоум-Парка: «домашнего парка»), which stretches along the right bank from Albert to Victoria Bridge (что тянется вдоль правого берега от Альберта до моста Виктории; bridge — мост); and as we were passing Datchet, George asked me if I remembered our first trip up the river (когда мы проходили мимо Дэтчета, Джордж спросил, помню ли я наше первое путешествие/плавание по реке), and when we landed at Datchet at ten o'clock at night, and wanted to go to bed (когда мы высадились в Дэтчете в десять часов вечера и хотели спать).

I answered that I did remember it (я ответил, что, конечно, помню; do — употребляется для усиления значения действия). It will be some time before I forget it (пройдет некоторое время, прежде чем я забуду его = такое не забудешь).
Then he put the bread into his mouth and swallowed it, and it choked him, and he died.

After you pass Old Windsor, the river is somewhat uninteresting, and does not become itself again until you are nearing Boveney. George and I towed up past the Home Park, which stretches along the right bank from Albert to Victoria Bridge; and as we were passing Datchet, George asked me if I remembered our first trip up the river, and when we landed at Datchet at ten o'clock at night, and wanted to go to bed.

I answered that I did remember it. It will be some time before I forget it.
It was the Saturday before the August Bank Holiday (это была суббота перед августовским днем отдыха /последний понедельник августа, официальный выходной день/). We were tired and hungry, we same three (мы были усталыми и голодными, мы трое; same — тот же самый, одинаковый; вышеупомянутый), and when we got to Datchet we took out the hamper (и когда мы добрались до Дэтчета, мы взяли корзину), the two bags, and the rugs and coats, and such like things (два саквояжа, пледы, пальто и тому подобное), and started off to look for diggings (и отправились искать какое-нибудь жилье; digging — копание, раскопки; diggings — рудник, копи; жилье, угол). We passed a very pretty little hotel, with clematis and creeper over the porch (мы проходили мимо очень милой маленькой гостиницы с увитым клематисом и плющом крыльцом; creeper — ползучее растение); but there was no honeysuckle about it, and, for some reason or other (но там не было жимолости, а по какой-то причине), I had got my mind fixed on honeysuckle, and I said (я захотел жимолости и сказал; to fix one`s mind on — остановиться на чем-либо, сосредоточиться):
"Oh, don't let's go in there (давайте не будем заходить сюда)! Let's go on a bit further, and see if there isn't one with honeysuckle over it (пойдем немного дальше и посмотрим, нет ли гостиницы с жимолостью)."

So we went on till we came to another hotel (и мы пошли дальше, пока не пришли к еще одной гостинице). That was a very nice hotel, too, and it had honey-suckle on it, round at the side (это тоже была очень славная гостиница, и на ней вилась жимолость, сбоку); but Harris did not like the look of a man who was leaning against the front door (но Гаррису не понравился вид человека, который /стоял/, прислонившись к парадной двери). He said he didn't look a nice man at all (он сказал, что тот вообще не выглядит приятным человеком), and he wore ugly boots: so we went on further (и носит ужасные ботинки — поэтому мы отправились дальше; to wear). We went a goodish way without coming across any more hotels (мы проделали порядочный путь, и нам больше не встретилось ни одной гостиницы; to come across — случайно встретиться, натолкнуться), and then we met a man, and asked him to direct us to a few (а потом мы встретили человека и попросили его указать нам дорогу к каким-нибудь отелям; to direct — направлять; подсказывать; указывать дорогу).

clematis [`klemqtIs] honeysuckle [`hAnI,sAkl]
It was the Saturday before the August Bank Holiday. We were tired and hungry, we same three, and when we got to Datchet we took out the hamper, the two bags, and the rugs and coats, and such like things, and started off to look for diggings. We passed a very pretty little hotel, with clematis and creeper over the porch; but there was no honeysuckle about it, and, for some reason or other, I had got my mind fixed on honeysuckle, and I said:
"Oh, don't let's go in there! Let's go on a bit further, and see if there isn't one with honeysuckle over it."

So we went on till we came to another hotel. That was a very nice hotel, too, and it had honey-suckle on it, round at the side; but Harris did not like the look of a man who was leaning against the front door. He said he didn't look a nice man at all, and he wore ugly boots: so we went on further. We went a goodish way without coming across any more hotels, and then we met a man, and asked him to direct us to a few.

We said:

"Well, then (ну тогда)," he said, "there's the Manor House, just opposite (есть «Помещичий дом/Особняк» — как раз напротив). Have you tried that (вы заходили туда: «пробовали то»)?"

Harris replied that we did not want to go there (Гаррис ответил, что мы не захотели заходить туда) — didn't like the looks of a man who was stopping there (не понравилась наружность человека, который стоял там) — Harris did not like the colour of his hair, didn't like his boots, either (Гаррису не понравился цвет его волос и его ботинки).

manor [`mxnq] colour [`kAlq]

We said:

"Well, then," he said, "there's the Manor House, just opposite. Have you tried that?"

Harris replied that we did not want to go there — didn't like the looks of a man who was stopping there — Harris did not like the colour of his hair, didn't like his boots, either.
"Well, I don't know what you'll do, I'm sure (ну, не знаю, что вам делать)," said our informant (сказал наш информант); "because they are the only two inns in the place (потому что они — единственные две гостиницы в этой местности; place — место; город; местность)."

"No other inns (нет других гостиниц)!" exclaimed Harris (воскликнул Гаррис).

"None (никаких)," replied the man.

"What on earth are we to do (что же нам делать)?" cried Harris.

Then George spoke up (тут высказался Джордж; to speak up). He said Harris and I could get an hotel built for us, if we liked (он сказал, мы с Гаррисом можем сказать, чтобы для нас построили /новую/ гостиницу, если хотим; to build), and have some people made to put in (и чтобы наняли персонал; to put in — вставлять, сажать; ставить, назначать на должность). For his part, he was going back to the Stag (что касается его, он возвращается в «Олень»).
"Well, I don't know what you'll do, I'm sure," said our informant; "because they are the only two inns in the place."

"No other inns!" exclaimed Harris.

"None," replied the man.

"What on earth are we to do?" cried Harris.

Then George spoke up. He said Harris and I could get an hotel built for us, if we liked, and have some people made to put in. For his part, he was going back to the Stag.
The greatest minds never realise their ideals in any matter (величайшие умы никогда не воплощают свои идеалы ни в чем); and Harris and I sighed over the hollowness of all earthly desires, and followed George (мы с Гаррисом вздохнули о суетности всех земных желаний и последовали за Джорджем; hollowness — пустота; лживость; суетность, бренность; hollow — полый).

We took our traps into the Stag, and laid them down in the hall (мы внесли наши пожитки в «Олень» и положили их в вестибюле; trap — капкан, ловушка; traps — личные вещи, багаж, пожитки).

The landlord came up and said (хозяин подошел и сказал):
"Good evening, gentlemen (добрый вечер, джентльмены)."

"Oh, good evening," said George; "we want three beds, please (нам нужны три кровати, пожалуйста)."

"Very sorry, sir (очень сожалею, сэр)," said the landlord; "but I'm afraid we can't manage it (но боюсь, мы не можем это устроить)."

"Oh, well, never mind (что ж, это ничего; never mind — ничего, неважно, не беспокойтесь, не беда)," said George, "two will do (пойдет и две). Two of us can sleep in one bed, can't we (двое из нас могут спать в одной кровати, да)?" he continued, turning to Harris and me (продолжал он, поворачиваясь ко мне с Гаррисом).

realise [`rIqlaIz] sighed [saId]
The greatest minds never realise their ideals in any matter; and Harris and I sighed over the hollowness of all earthly desires, and followed George.

We took our traps into the Stag, and laid them down in the hall.

The landlord came up and said:
"Good evening, gentlemen."

"Oh, good evening," said George; "we want three beds, please."

"Very sorry, sir," said the landlord; "but I'm afraid we can't manage it."

"Oh, well, never mind," said George, "two will do. Two of us can sleep in one bed, can't we?" he continued, turning to Harris and me.

"Very sorry, sir," again repeated the landlord (снова повторил хозяин): "but we really haven't got a bed vacant in the whole house (но у нас действительно нет ни одной свободной кровати во всем доме). In fact, we are putting two, and even three gentlemen in one bed, as it is (более того, мы и так уже укладываем по два, даже по три джентльмена в одну кровать; as it is — и так уже, и без того)."

This staggered us for a bit (это немного ошеломило нас; to stagger — шататься; пошатнуть; потрясать, поражать; ошеломлять).

But Harris, who is an old traveller, rose to the occasion (но Гаррис, старый путешественник, оказался на высоте /положения/), and, laughing cheerily, said (и, весело смеясь, сказал):

"Very sorry, sir," again repeated the landlord: "but we really haven't got a bed vacant in the whole house. In fact, we are putting two, and even three gentlemen in one bed, as it is."

This staggered us for a bit.

But Harris, who is an old traveller, rose to the occasion, and, laughing cheerily, said:

We picked up our things, and went over to the Manor House (мы взяли наши вещи и пошли в «Помещичий дом»). It was a pretty little place (это было славное местечко). I said I thought I should like it better than the other house (я сказал, думаю, он мне понравится больше, чем тот дом /«Олень»/); and Harris said, "Oh, yes," it would be all right, and we needn't look at the man with the red hair (Гаррис сказал: «О да, все будет прекрасно, и нам не нужно смотреть на человека с рыжими волосами»); besides, the poor fellow couldn't help having red hair (кроме того, бедняга не виноват, что рыжий).

Harris spoke quite kindly and sensibly about it (Гаррис говорил об этом весьма доброжелательно и разумно; to speak).

thought [TLt] sensibly [`sensqblI]

We picked up our things, and went over to the Manor House. It was a pretty little place. I said I thought I should like it better than the other house; and Harris said, "Oh, yes," it would be all right, and we needn't look at the man with the red hair; besides, the poor fellow couldn't help having red hair.

Harris spoke quite kindly and sensibly about it.
The people at the Manor House did not wait to hear us talk (персонал в «Помещичьем доме» не стал дожидаться, пока мы заговорим; to wait — ждать; обслуживать). The landlady met us on the doorstep with the greeting (хозяйка встретила нас на пороге и поприветствовала /заявлением/) that we were the fourteenth party she had turned away within the last hour and a half (что мы четырнадцатая компания, /которую/ она не пускает за последние полтора часа; to turn away — отворачивать/ся/, не пускать, прогонять). As for our meek suggestions of stables (что касается наших кротких = робких намеков на конюшни), billiard-room, or coal-cellars (бильярдную или подвалы для хранения угля), she laughed them all to scorn (то она высмеяла их; scorn — презрение; насмешка): all these nooks had been snatched up long ago (все эти уголки уже давно расхватали).

Did she know of any place in the whole village where we could get shelter for the night (не знает ли она какое-нибудь место во всем селении, где бы мы могли найти приют на ночь; village — деревня, селение, поселок; shelter — приют, кров, убежище)?

"Well, if we didn't mind roughing it (ну, если мы не возражаем против того, чтобы устроиться без особых удобств; rough — грубый; лишенный комфорта, суровый /об условиях жизни/) — she did not recommend it, mind (и хотя она не может рекомендовать ее; to mind — помнить, обращать внимание) — but there was a little beershop half a mile down the Eton road — (но есть маленькая пивная в полумиле /отсюда/ по Итонской дороге)"

coal-cellar [`kqul,selq] roughing [`rAfIN] Eton [Jtn]

Did she know of any place in the whole village where we could get shelter for the night?

"Well, if we didn't mind roughing it — she did not recommend it, mind — but there was a little beershop half a mile down the Eton road — "
We waited to hear no more (мы больше не ждали = не стали слушать); we caught up the hamper and the bags, and the coats and rugs, and parcels, and ran (мы подхватили корзину, саквояжи, пальто, пледы, свертки и побежали; to catch up). The distance seemed more like a mile than half a mile (расстояние казалось больше похожим на милю, чем на полмили), but we reached the place at last, and rushed, panting, into the bar (но мы достигли места, наконец, и влетели, тяжело дыша, в пивную).

The people at the beershop were rude (хозяева пивной были грубы). They merely laughed at us (они попросту посмеялись над нами). There were only three beds in the whole house (во всем доме было лишь три кровати), and they had seven single gentlemen and two married couples sleeping there already (и в них семь холостых джентльменов и две женатые пары уже спали). A kind-hearted bargeman, however, who happened to be in the tap-room (однако добросердечный/отзывчивый лодочник, который случайно оказался в пивной), thought we might try the grocer's, next door to the Stag, and we went back (предположил, что мы можем попробовать /пойти/ в бакалейную лавку рядом с «Оленем», и мы вернулись назад; next door to — по соседству, рядом).

The grocer's was full (бакалейная лавка была полна). An old woman we met in the shop then kindly took us along with her for a quarter of a mile (старушка, которую мы встретили в лавке, любезно предложила пройти с ней четверть мили; to take along — брать с собой), to a lady friend of hers, who occasionally let rooms to gentlemen (к одной даме, ее знакомой, которая иногда сдает комнаты джентльменам; occasionally — иногда, изредка, время от времени).

parcel [`pRs(q)l] occasionally [q`keIZ(q)nqlI]

The people at the beershop were rude. They merely laughed at us. There were only three beds in the whole house, and they had seven single gentlemen and two married couples sleeping there already. A kind-hearted bargeman, however, who happened to be in the tap-room, thought we might try the grocer's, next door to the Stag, and we went back.

The grocer's was full. An old woman we met in the shop then kindly took us along with her for a quarter of a mile, to a lady friend of hers, who occasionally let rooms to gentlemen.
This old woman walked very slowly (эта старушка шла очень медленно), and we were twenty minutes getting to her lady friend's (и мы двадцать минут добирались до ее знакомой). She enlivened the journey by describing to us, as we trailed along (она оживляла прогулку, описывая нам, пока мы тащились), the various pains she had in her back (различные боли, которые она испытывает в спине).

Her lady friend's rooms were let (комнаты ее знакомой были сданы). From there we were recommended to No. 27. (оттуда нам посоветовали /отправиться/ в дом № 27). No. 27 was full, and sent us to No. 32, and 32 was full (№ 27 был полон, и нас послали в дом № 32, и он /тоже/ был полон; to send).