Английский язык с Джеромом К. Джеромом Трое в лодке, не считая собаки jerome k. Jerome (Джером К. Джером) three men in a boat

"Thank you so much (большое вам спасибо)," murmured George, looking about him (пробормотал Джордж, осматриваясь). "Where — where do you keep it (где вы ее держите)?"

"It's always in the same place, my boy (она всегда на одном и том же месте, молодой человек: «мой мальчик»; my boy — братец, старина; парень, человек /употребляется вместо man/)," was the stolid reply (был невозмутимый ответ; stolid — бесстрастный, невозмутимый, флегматичный, вялый): "just behind you (как раз позади вас)."

"I don't see it (я ее не вижу)," said George, turning round (сказал Джордж, оборачиваясь).

We found ourselves short of water at Hambledon Lock; so we took our jar and went up to the lock-keeper's house to beg for some.

George was our spokesman. He put on a winning smile, and said:
"Oh, please could you spare us a little water?"

"Certainly," replied the old gentleman; "take as much as you want, and leave the rest."

"Thank you so much," murmured George, looking about him. "Where — where do you keep it?"

"It's always in the same place, my boy," was the stolid reply: "just behind you."

"I don't see it," said George, turning round.

"Why, bless us, where's your eyes (черт возьми, где же ваши глаза)?" was the man's comment, as he twisted George round and pointed up and down the stream (было замечание этого человека = заметил начальник шлюза, поворачивая Джорджа кругом и показывая вверх и вниз по течению = обводя всю реку). "There's enough of it to see, ain't there (ее достаточно, чтобы увидеть, не так ли = вон сколько воды)?"

"Oh!" exclaimed George, grasping the idea (воскликнул Джордж, понимая); "but we can't drink the river, you know (но мы не можем выпить реку, видите ли)!"

"No; but you can drink some of it (но вы можете выпить часть ее)," replied the old fellow (ответил старик). "It's what I've drunk for the last fifteen years (/именно/ ее я пил последние пятнадцать лет)."

George told him that his appearance, after the course (Джордж сказал ему, что его внешность после этого; course — курс, направление; продолжение; линия поведения, образ действия), did not seem a sufficiently good advertisement for the brand (не выглядит достаточно хорошей рекламой торговой марки = плохая реклама для фирмы; brand — торговая марка, товарный знак, бренд; клеймо); and that he would prefer it out of a pump (и что он предпочел бы воду из колодца; pump — колодец, помпа; колодец с насосом).

comment [`kOment] advertisement [qd`vq:tIsmqnt]

"Why, bless us, where's your eyes?" was the man's comment, as he twisted George round and pointed up and down the stream. "There's enough of it to see, ain't there?"

"Oh!" exclaimed George, grasping the idea; "but we can't drink the river, you know!"

"No; but you can drink some of it," replied the old fellow. "It's what I've drunk for the last fifteen years."

George told him that his appearance, after the course, did not seem a sufficiently good advertisement for the brand; and that he would prefer it out of a pump.

We got some from a cottage a little higher up (мы достали воды в одном домике, немного выше /по течению/). I daresay that was only river water, if we had known (полагаю, это была всего лишь речная вода, если бы мы знали). But we did not know, so it was all right (но мы не знали, поэтому все было в порядке). What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over (что не видит глаз, из-за того желудок не расстраивается /переделка изречения: what the eye does not see, the heart does not grieve — что глаз не видит, о том сердце не скорбит/).

We tried river water once, later on in the season, but it was not a success (мы пробовали речную воду однажды, позднее, но это не было удачей = вышло плохо; season — время года; сезон, период; неопределенный отрезок времени). We were coming down stream, and had pulled up to have tea in a backwater near Windsor (мы шли вниз по течению и остановились выпить чаю в заводи неподалеку от Виндзора). Our jar was empty, and it was a case of going without our tea or taking water from the river (наш кувшин был пуст, и это было ситуацией = нам предстояло обойтись без чая или взять воду из реки). Harris was for chancing it (Гаррис был за то, чтобы рискнуть). He said it must be all right if we boiled the water (он сказал, все будет хорошо, если мы вскипятим воду). He said that the various germs of poison present in the water would be killed by the boiling (он сказал, что различные ядовитые/вредные микробы, присутствующие в воде, будут убиты кипячением). So we filled our kettle with Thames backwater, and boiled it (поэтому мы наполнили чайник водой из заводи Темзы и вскипятили ее); and very careful we were to see that it did boil (очень тщательно проследили, чтобы она действительно вскипела).

stomach [`stAmqk] germ [Gq:m]

We got some from a cottage a little higher up. I daresay that was only river water, if we had known. But we did not know, so it was all right. What the eye does not see, the stomach does not get upset over.

We tried river water once, later on in the season, but it was not a success. We were coming down stream, and had pulled up to have tea in a backwater near Windsor. Our jar was empty, and it was a case of going without our tea or taking water from the river. Harris was for chancing it. He said it must be all right if we boiled the water. He said that the various germs of poison present in the water would be killed by the boiling. So we filled our kettle with Thames backwater, and boiled it; and very careful we were to see that it did boil.

We had made the tea, and were just settling down comfortably to drink it (мы приготовили чай и усаживались удобно, чтобы выпить его), when George, with his cup half-way to his lips, paused and exclaimed (когда Джордж, /поднеся/ чашку на полпути к своим губам, остановился и воскликнул):

"What's that (что это)?"

"What's what (что)?" asked Harris and I.

"Why that (да вот это)!" said George, looking westward (сказал Джордж, глядя на запад).

Harris and I followed his gaze, and saw (мы с Гаррисом последовали за его взглядом и увидели), coming down towards us on the sluggish current, a dog (как к нам плыла в медленном/ленивом потоке собака). It was one of the quietest and peacefullest dogs I have ever seen (это была одна из самых спокойных и мирных собак, что я когда-либо видел). I never met a dog who seemed more contented — more easy in its mind (никогда не встречал собаки, которая казалась бы более довольной — более спокойной). It was floating dreamily on its back, with its four legs stuck up straight into the air (она плыла мечтательно на спине, вытянув в воздух /все/ четыре лапы; to stick up — ставить торчком, выставлять). It was what I should call a full-bodied dog, with a well-developed chest (это была, как бы я назвал, полная/основательная собака, с хорошо развитой грудной клеткой). On he came, serene, dignified, and calm, until he was abreast of our boat (она плыла, спокойная, величественная и мирная, пока не поравнялась с нашей лодкой; to be abreast of — быть наравне с кем-либо; идти в ногу), and there, among the rushes, he eased up (тут, среди камышей = в камышах, она замедлила ход), and settled down cosily for the evening (и устроилась уютно на /весь/ вечер).

paused [pLzd] serene [sI`rJn]

We had made the tea, and were just settling down comfortably to drink it, when George, with his cup half-way to his lips, paused and exclaimed:

"What's that?"

"What's what?" asked Harris and I.

"Why that!" said George, looking westward.

Harris and I followed his gaze, and saw, coming down towards us on the sluggish current, a dog. It was one of the quietest and peacefullest dogs I have ever seen. I never met a dog who seemed more contented — more easy in its mind. It was floating dreamily on its back, with its four legs stuck up straight into the air. It was what I should call a full-bodied dog, with a well-developed chest. On he came, serene, dignified, and calm, until he was abreast of our boat, and there, among the rushes, he eased up, and settled down cosily for the evening.

George said he didn't want any tea, and emptied his cup into the water (Джордж сказал, ему больше не хочется чаю, и вылил свою чашку в воду). Harris did not feel thirsty, either, and followed suit (Гаррис тоже не испытывал жажды и последовал его примеру). I had drunk half mine, but I wished I had not (я выпил половину своей /чашки/, но жалел, что сделал это: «желал, чтобы я этого не делал»).

I asked George if he thought I was likely to have typhoid (я спросил Джорджа, как он думает, возможно ли, что я подхвачу тиф).

He said: "Oh, no;" he thought I had a very good chance indeed of escaping it (полагает, у меня очень хороший шанс избежать его). Anyhow, I should know in about a fortnight, whether I had or had not (так или иначе, я узнаю примерно через две недели, есть он у меня или нет).

We went up the backwater to Wargrave (мы поднялись по заводи к Уоргрэву). It is a short cut, leading out of the right-hand bank about half a mile above Marsh Lock (это кратчайший путь, выводящий = ответвляющийся со стороны правого берега примерно полумилей выше шлюза Марш), and is well worth taking, being a pretty, shady little piece of stream (и им стоит воспользоваться, поскольку он является прелестным тенистым маленьким отрезком реки), besides saving nearly half a mile of distance (помимо того, что экономится почти полмили расстояния = помимо того, что расстояние сокращается почти на полмили).

suit [s(j)Ht] typhoid [`taIfOId] fortnight [`fLtnaIt]

George said he didn't want any tea, and emptied his cup into the water. Harris did not feel thirsty, either, and followed suit. I had drunk half mine, but I wished I had not.

I asked George if he thought I was likely to have typhoid.

He said: "Oh, no;" he thought I had a very good chance indeed of escaping it. Anyhow, I should know in about a fortnight, whether I had or had not.

We went up the backwater to Wargrave. It is a short cut, leading out of the right-hand bank about half a mile above Marsh Lock, and is well worth taking, being a pretty, shady little piece of stream, besides saving nearly half a mile of distance.

Of course, its entrance is studded with posts and chains (конечно, его вход /в заводь/ утыкан столбами и увешан цепями; to stud with — усеивать, усыпать), and surrounded with notice boards (и окружен предостерегающими надписями), menacing all kinds of torture, imprisonment, and death to everyone who dares set scull upon its waters (грозящими всевозможными пытками, тюремным заключением и смертью всякому, кто осмелится плавать по его водам) — I wonder some of these riparian boors don't claim the air of the river (удивляюсь, что некоторые из этих прибрежных грубиянов не заявляют свои права на речной воздух; boor — грубый, невоспитанный человек, хам, невежа) and threaten everyone with forty shillings fine who breathes it (и не грозят каждому, кто дышит им, сорокашиллинговым штрафом) — but the posts and chains a little skill will easily avoid (но столбы и цепи немного ловкости /позволит/ легко обойти); and as for the boards, you might, if you have five minutes to spare (а что касается щитов с предостерегающими надписями, вы можете, если есть пять минут свободного времени; to spare — беречь, экономить; обходиться без; уделять), and there is nobody about, take one or two of them down and throw them into the river (и никого нет рядом, снять пару штук и бросить их в воду).

Half-way up the backwater, we got out and lunched (/пройдя/ половину пути вверх по заводи, мы вышли /на берег/ и позавтракали); and it was during this lunch that George and I received rather a trying shock (и именно во время этого завтрака мы с Джорджем испытали довольно сильное потрясение; to receive — получать, /при/обретать; получать опыт /чего-либо/; заболевать).

menacing [`menIsIN] breathe [brJD]

Of course, its entrance is studded with posts and chains, and surrounded with notice boards, menacing all kinds of torture, imprisonment, and death to everyone who dares set scull upon its waters — I wonder some of these riparian boors don't claim the air of the river and threaten everyone with forty shillings fine who breathes it — but the posts and chains a little skill will easily avoid; and as for the boards, you might, if you have five minutes to spare, and there is nobody about, take one or two of them down and throw them into the river.

Half-way up the backwater, we got out and lunched; and it was during this lunch that George and I received rather a trying shock.

Harris received a shock, too (Гаррис тоже испытал потрясение); but I do not think Harris's shock could have been anything like so bad (но не думаю, что потрясение Гарриса было таким сильным; bad — дурной, плохой; вредный; сильный /о боли, холоде и т.д./) as the shock that George and I had over the business (как то, что мы с Джорджем испытали при этом).

You see, it was in this way: we were sitting in a meadow (видите ли, дело было так: мы сидели на лугу), about ten yards from the water's edge (примерно в десяти ярдах от кромки воды), and we had just settled down comfortably to feed (и только что устроились удобно, чтобы /приняться/ за еду; feed — кормление, питание; еда, пища). Harris had the beefsteak pie between his knees, and was carving it (Гаррис зажал мясной пирог между колен и разрезал его), and George and I were waiting with our plates ready (а мы с Джорджем ждали, /держа/ наши тарелки наготове).

"Have you got a spoon there (у вас есть ложка)?" says Harris; "I want a spoon to help the gravy with (мне нужна ложка, чтобы помочь с подливкой = для подливки)."

The hamper was close behind us, and George and I both turned round to reach one out (корзина была сразу за нами, и мы с Джорджем оба обернулись, чтобы взять ложку; to reach out — потянуться, протянуть /руку/). We were not five seconds getting it (мы брали ее пять секунд). When we looked round again, Harris and the pie were gone (когда мы снова повернулись, Гаррис и пирог исчезли)!

business [`bIznIs] meadow [`medqu]

Harris received a shock, too; but I do not think Harris's shock could have been anything like so bad as the shock that George and I had over the business.

You see, it was in this way: we were sitting in a meadow, about ten yards from the water's edge, and we had just settled down comfortably to feed. Harris had the beefsteak pie between his knees, and was carving it, and George and I were waiting with our plates ready.

"Have you got a spoon there?" says Harris; "I want a spoon to help the gravy with."

The hamper was close behind us, and George and I both turned round to reach one out. We were not five seconds getting it. When we looked round again, Harris and the pie were gone!

It was a wide, open field (это было широкое открытое поле). There was not a tree or a bit of hedge for hundreds of yards (не было ни деревца, ни кустика на сотни ярдов /вокруг/; hedge — живая изгородь, ограда). He could not have tumbled into the river, because we were on the water side of him (он не мог свалиться в реку, потому что мы были у воды; water side — водяная сторона, берег; сторона, обращенная к воде), and he would have had to climb over us to do it (и ему пришлось бы перелезть через нас, чтобы сделать это).

George and I gazed all about (мы с Джорджем посмотрели кругом). Then we gazed at each other (потом мы поглядели друг на друга).

"Has he been snatched up to heaven (может, его унесли на небо /ангелы/; to snatch — хватать/ся/, вырывать)?" I queried (спросил я).

"They'd hardly have taken the pie too (они бы вряд ли взяли пирог)," said George.

There seemed weight in this objection, and we discarded the heavenly theory (в этом возражении виделась убедительность = оно показалось убедительным, и мы отвергли небесную теорию; weight — вес, масса; авторитет; выразительность, убедительность).

climb [klaIm] heaven [`hev(q)n] theory [`TIqrI]

It was a wide, open field. There was not a tree or a bit of hedge for hundreds of yards. He could not have tumbled into the river, because we were on the water side of him, and he would have had to climb over us to do it.

George and I gazed all about. Then we gazed at each other.

"Has he been snatched up to heaven?" I queried.

"They'd hardly have taken the pie too," said George.

There seemed weight in this objection, and we discarded the heavenly theory.

"I suppose the truth of the matter is (думаю, истинность дела в том = все дело в том)," suggested George, descending to the commonplace and practicable (сказал Джордж, опускаясь к банальному и реально возможному = переходя к более мирской версии; practicable — возможный, реальный, осуществимый), "that there has been an earthquake (что произошло землетрясение)."

And then he added, with a touch of sadness in his voice (и потом он добавил, с оттенком печали в голосе): "I wish he hadn't been carving that pie (жаль, что он резал пирог /в то время/)."

With a sigh, we turned our eyes once more towards the spot where Harris and the pie had last been seen on earth (со вздохом мы снова обратили взоры к месту, где Гарриса и пирог видели в последний раз на земле); and there, as our blood froze in our veins and our hair stood up on end, we saw Harris's head (и тут кровь застыла у нас в жилах и волосы встали дыбом — мы увидели голову Гарриса; to freeze; to stand) — and nothing but his head — sticking bolt upright among the tall grass (и больше ничего, кроме его головы, торчавшей прямо среди высокой травы; bolt upright — прямо; как стрела), the face very red, and bearing upon it an expression of great indignation (лицо было очень красным и несло выражение сильного негодования = выражало сильное негодование)!

George was the first to recover (Джордж опомнился первым; to recover — вновь обретать; оправляться, приходить в себя).

"Speak (говори)!" he cried, "and tell us whether you are alive or dead (скажи нам, ты жив или мертв) — and where is the rest of you (и где остальная часть тебя)?"

descending [dI`sendIN] blood [blAd] grass [grRs]

"I suppose the truth of the matter is," suggested George, descending to the commonplace and practicable, "that there has been an earthquake."

And then he added, with a touch of sadness in his voice: "I wish he hadn't been carving that pie."

With a sigh, we turned our eyes once more towards the spot where Harris and the pie had last been seen on earth; and there, as our blood froze in our veins and our hair stood up on end, we saw Harris's head — and nothing but his head — sticking bolt upright among the tall grass, the face very red, and bearing upon it an expression of great indignation!

George was the first to recover.

"Speak!" he cried, "and tell us whether you are alive or dead — and where is the rest of you?"

"Oh, don't be a stupid ass (не будь тупым ослом)!" said Harris's head (сказала голова Гарриса). "I believe you did it on purpose (полагаю, вы это сделали нарочно)."

"Did what (сделали что)?" exclaimed George and I (воскликнули мы с Джорджем).

"Why, put me to sit here — darn silly trick (да посадили меня сюда — чертовски глупая выходка; darn — заштопанное место; проклятый, ужасный)! Here, catch hold of the pie (вот, хватайте пирог)."

And out of the middle of the earth, as it seemed to us, rose the pie (и из середины земли, как нам показалось, поднялся пирог; to rise) — very much mixed up and damaged (очень помятый и поврежденный; to mix up — хорошо перемешать; спутать, перепутать); and, after it, scrambled Harris — tumbled, grubby, and wet (и за ним выкарабкался Гаррис — взъерошенный, грязный и мокрый).

"Oh, don't be a stupid ass!" said Harris's head. "I believe you did it on purpose."

"Did what?" exclaimed George and I.

" Why, put me to sit here — darn silly trick! Here, catch hold of the pie."

And out of the middle of the earth, as it seemed to us, rose the pie — very much mixed up and damaged; and, after it, scrambled Harris — tumbled, grubby, and wet.

He had been sitting, without knowing it, on the very verge of a small gully (он сидел, не зная того, на самом краю небольшой вымоины; gully — овражек; канава; ров /образованные потоками воды/; вымоина, размыв), the long grass hiding it from view (скрытой из виду длинной травой); and in leaning a little back he had shot over, pie and all (и, отклоняясь немного назад, он упал в нее с пирогом; to shoot — стрелять; внезапно появиться, пронестись, промелькнуть, промчаться).

He said he had never felt so surprised in all his life, as when he first felt himself going (он сказал, что никогда не был так удивлен за всю свою жизнь, как когда почувствовал, что падает; to feel), without being able to conjecture in the slightest what had happened (не в состоянии предположить = не имея ни малейшего представления /о том/, что произошло; to conjecture — строить догадки, предполагать). He thought at first that the end of the world had come (он подумал сначала, что настал конец света).

Harris believes to this day that George and I planned it all beforehand (Гаррис думает по сей день, что мы с Джорджем спланировали все это заранее). Thus does unjust suspicion follow even the most blameless for, as the poet says (таким образом, несправедливое подозрение преследует даже самых безупречных, ибо, как говорит поэт; blameless — безукоризненный, безупречный; невиновный), "Who shall escape calumny (кто избежит клеветы)?"

Who, indeed (действительно, кто)!

conjecture [kqn`GekCq] suspicion [sq`spIS(q)n] calumny [`kxlqmnI]

He had been sitting, without knowing it, on the very verge of a small gully, the long grass hiding it from view; and in leaning a little back he had shot over, pie and all.

He said he had never felt so surprised in all his life, as when he first felt himself going, without being able to conjecture in the slightest what had happened. He thought at first that the end of the world had come.

Harris believes to this day that George and I planned it all beforehand. Thus does unjust suspicion follow even the most blameless for, as the poet says, "Who shall escape calumny?"