Английский язык с Джеромом К. Джеромом Трое в лодке, не считая собаки jerome k. Jerome (Джером К. Джером) three men in a boat

He said that bringing home that trout had saved him from a whacking, and that even his school-master had said it was worth the rule-of-three and practice put together.
He was called out of the room at this point (на этом месте /рассказа/ его позвали, и он вышел из комнаты), and George and I again turned our gaze upon the fish (и мы с Джорджем снова обратили взор на рыбу).

It really was a most astonishing trout (это действительно была самая = весьма удивительная форель). The more we looked at it, the more we marvelled at it (чем больше мы смотрели на нее, тем больше восхищались ей).

It excited George so much that he climbed up on the back of a chair to get a better view of it (она настолько взволновала Джорджа, что он влез на спинку стула, чтобы получше рассмотреть ее).

And then the chair slipped, and George clutched wildly at the trout-case to save himself (и тут стул выскользнул, и Джордж схватился крепко за ящик с форелью, чтобы спастись = не упасть), and down it came with a crash, George and the chair on top of it (и он упал с грохотом, а на него сверху Джордж со стулом).

"You haven't injured the fish, have you (ты ведь не испортил рыбу)?" I cried in alarm, rushing up (крикнул я испуганно, подбегая).
climb [klaIm] alarm [q`lRm]
He was called out of the room at this point, and George and I again turned our gaze upon the fish.

It really was a most astonishing trout. The more we looked at it, the more we marvelled at it.

It excited George so much that he climbed up on the back of a chair to get a better view of it.

And then the chair slipped, and George clutched wildly at the trout-case to save himself, and down it came with a crash, George and the chair on top of it.

"You haven't injured the fish, have you?" I cried in alarm, rushing up.
"I hope not (надеюсь, что нет)," said George, rising cautiously and looking about (сказал Джордж, поднимаясь осторожно и оглядываясь по сторонам).

But he had (но он испортил ее). That trout lay shattered into a thousand fragments (эта форель лежала, разбитая на тысячу кусков) — I say a thousand, but they may have only been nine hundred (говорю — на тысячу, но их могло быть только девятьсот). I did not count them (я их не считал).

We thought it strange and unaccountable that a stuffed trout should break up into little pieces like that (мы сочли странным и необъяснимым, что чучело форели разбилось на такие маленькие кусочки; to stuff — набивать, наполнять, делать чучело).

And so it would have been strange and unaccountable (и это было бы /действительно/ странно и необъяснимо), if it had been a stuffed trout, but it was not (если бы это было чучело форели, но это было не так).

That trout was plaster-of-Paris (это была гипсовая форель; plaster-of-Paris — гипс).
cautiously [`kLSqslI] plaster [`plRstq]
"I hope not," said George, rising cautiously and looking about.

But he had. That trout lay shattered into a thousand fragments — I say a thousand, but they may have only been nine hundred. I did not count them.

We thought it strange and unaccountable that a stuffed trout should break up into little pieces like that.

And so it would have been strange and unaccountable, if it had been a stuffed trout, but it was not.

That trout was plaster-of-Paris.

CHAPTER XVIII (глава восемнадцатая)

Locks (шлюзы). — George and I are photographed (меня и Джорджа фотографируют). — Wallingford (Уоллингфорд). — Dorchester (Дорчестер). — Abingdon (Абингдон). — A family man (отец семейства; family man — отец семейства; семейный человек; домосед). — A good spot for drowning (хорошее место, чтобы утонуть). — A difficult bit of water (трудный участок реки). — Demoralizing effect of river air (деморализующее = дурное влияние речного воздуха).

Locks. — George and I are photographed. — Wallingford. — Dorchester. — Abingdon. — A family man. — A good spot for drowning. — A difficult bit of water. — Demoralizing effect of river air.

WE left Streatley early the next morning, and pulled up to Culham (мы покинули Стритли рано на следующее утро, прошли на веслах до Калэма), and slept under the canvas, in the backwater there (и ночевали там под брезентом в заводи).

The river is not extraordinarily interesting between Streatley and Wallingford (река не особенно интересна между Стритли и Уоллингфордом). From Cleve you get a stretch of six and a half miles without a lock (от Клива вы получаете = проходите участок в шесть с половиной миль без единого шлюза). I believe this is the longest uninterrupted stretch anywhere above Teddington (полагаю, это самый длинный непрерывный участок /реки/ выше Теддингтона; anywhere — где-нибудь, всюду), and the Oxford Club make use of it for their trial eights (и Оксфордский /университетский/ клуб использует его для тренировки своих «восьмерок»; trial — испытательный, пробный; eights — «Восьмерки» /традиционные соревнования по гребле между восьмерками колледжей Оксфордского университета/).

The river is not extraordinarily interesting between Streatley and Wallingford. From Cleve you get a stretch of six and a half miles without a lock. I believe this is the longest uninterrupted stretch anywhere above Teddington, and the Oxford Club make use of it for their trial eights.

For myself, I am fond of locks (что касается меня, я люблю шлюзы). They pleasantly break the monotony of the pull (они приятно нарушают однообразие гребли). I like sitting in the boat and slowly rising out of the cool depths up into new reaches and fresh views (мне нравится сидеть в лодке и медленно подниматься из прохладных глубин к новым участкам реки и новым видам; fresh — свежий, новый); or sinking down, as it were, out of the world, and then waiting, while the gloomy gates creak (или опускаться, словно покидая мир, а затем ждать, пока заскрипят мрачные ворота), and the narrow strip of day-light between them widens till the fair smiling river lies full before you (узкая полоска дневного света между ними расширится, и /вот/ ясная/прекрасная улыбающаяся река лежит широко = простирается перед вами; full — полный; широкий /об одежде/; как раз, полностью), and you push your little boat out from its brief prison on to the welcoming waters once again (и вы снова выталкиваете вашу маленькую лодку из ее недолгого заточения в гостеприимные воды; prison — тюрьма, темница; заключение; to welcome — приветствовать; радушно принимать).

They are picturesque little spots, these locks (что за живописные местечки, эти шлюзы). The stout old lock-keeper, or his cheerful-looking wife, or bright-eyed daughter (толстый старый начальник шлюза, его веселая жена или ясноглазая дочь), are pleasant folk to have a passing chat with (славные люди, с которыми приятно поболтать, проплывая мимо; pleasant — приятный; радостный; милый, славный).* You meet other boats there, and river gossip is exchanged (вы встречаете там другие лодки и обмениваетесь речными сплетнями/слухами). The Thames would not be the fairyland it is without its flower-decked locks (Темза не была бы таким сказочным местом без своих украшенных цветами шлюзов; fairyland — сказочная, волшебная страна; to deck — настилать палубу; украшать, наряжать).
absence [`xbs(q)ns] picturesque [,pIkCq`resk] daughter [`dLtq]
But however satisfactory this absence of locks may be to rowing-men, it is to be regretted by the mere pleasure-seeker.

For myself, I am fond of locks. They pleasantly break the monotony of the pull. I like sitting in the boat and slowly rising out of the cool depths up into new reaches and fresh views; or sinking down, as it were, out of the world, and then waiting, while the gloomy gates creak, and the narrow strip of day-light between them widens till the fair smiling river lies full before you, and you push your little boat out from its brief prison on to the welcoming waters once again.

They are picturesque little spots, these locks. The stout old lock-keeper, or his cheerful-looking wife, or bright-eyed daughter, are pleasant folk to have a passing chat with.* You meet other boats there, and river gossip is exchanged. The Thames would not be the fairyland it is without its flower-decked locks.
* Or rather were (вернее, раньше были). The Conservancy of late seems to have constituted itself into a society for the employment of idiots (Комитет по охране рек в последнее время, кажется, превратился в общество по трудоустройству идиотов; to constitute — составлять; образовывать, учреждать; employment — служба, занятие; занятость). A good many of the new lock-keepers, especially in the more crowded portions of the river (довольно большое число новых начальников шлюзов, особенно на наиболее многолюдных/перегруженных участках реки), are excitable, nervous old men, quite unfitted for their post (/легко/ возбудимые, нервные старики, совершенно непригодные для своей должности).

Talking of locks reminds me of an accident George and I very nearly had one summer's morning at Hampton Court (говоря о шлюзах, я вспоминаю об аварии, в которую мы с Джорджем чуть не попали одним летним утром у Хэмптон-Корта).

It was a glorious day, and the lock was crowded (стоял чудесный день, и шлюз был полон); and, as is a common practice up the river (и, как установившаяся практика = как часто бывает на реке), a speculative photographer was taking a picture of us all as we lay upon the rising waters (задумчивый фотограф снимал всех нас, когда мы лежали на поднимающейся воде = поднимались на шлюзе).
conservancy [kqn`sq:v(q)nsI] society [sq`saIqtI] speculative [`spekjulqtIv]
* Or rather were. The Conservancy of late seems to have constituted itself into a society for the employment of idiots. A good many of the new lock-keepers, especially in the more crowded portions of the river, are excitable, nervous old men, quite unfitted for their post.

Talking of locks reminds me of an accident George and I very nearly had one summer's morning at Hampton Court.

It was a glorious day, and the lock was crowded; and, as is a common practice up the river, a speculative photographer was taking a picture of us all as we lay upon the rising waters.
I did not catch what was going on at first (сначала я не понял, что происходит), and was, therefore, extremely surprised at noticing George hurriedly smooth out his trousers, ruffle up his hair (и поэтому чрезвычайно удивился, заметив, что Джордж торопливо разглаживает свои брюки, ерошит волосы), and stick his cap on in a rakish manner at the back of his head (и сдвигает небрежно свою фуражку на затылок; to stick on — крепко сидеть /о головном уборе/; наклеивать; rakish — распутный; щегольской; лихой, ухарский; небрежный), and then, assuming an expression of mingled affability and sadness (потом, принимая выражение смешанной приветливости и печали = приветливо-печальное выражение), sit down in a graceful attitude, and try to hide his feet (он сел в изящную позу и постарался спрятать свои ноги).

My first idea was that he had suddenly caught sight of some girl he knew (моей первой мыслью было, что он внезапно увидел какую-нибудь знакомую девушку; to catch sight of), and I looked about to see who it was (и я оглянулся посмотреть, кто это). Everybody in the lock seemed to have been suddenly struck wooden (все, /кто находился/ в шлюзе, словно вдруг окоченели; to strike — ударять/ся/, бить; поражать, производить впечатление; wooden — деревянный). They were all standing or sitting about in the most quaint and curious attitudes I have ever seen off a Japanese fan (все они стояли или сидели в очень странных и необычных позах, какие я видел /только/ на японском веере). All the girls were smiling (все девушки улыбались). Oh, they did look so sweet (они выглядели такими милыми)! And all the fellows were frowning, and looking stern and noble (а все мужчины нахмурились и казались угрюмыми и благородными).

assuming [q`sjHmIN] Japanese [,Gxpq`nJz]
I did not catch what was going on at first, and was, therefore, extremely surprised at noticing George hurriedly smooth out his trousers, ruffle up his hair, and stick his cap on in a rakish manner at the back of his head, and then, assuming an expression of mingled affability and sadness, sit down in a graceful attitude, and try to hide his feet.

My first idea was that he had suddenly caught sight of some girl he knew, and I looked about to see who it was. Everybody in the lock seemed to have been suddenly struck wooden. They were all standing or sitting about in the most quaint and curious attitudes I have ever seen off a Japanese fan. All the girls were smiling. Oh, they did look so sweet! And all the fellows were frowning, and looking stern and noble.

So I faced round quickly, and took up a position in the prow (поэтому я повернулся быстро и занял позицию на носу; to face — стоять лицом к, быть повернутым /в какую-либо сторону/), where I leant with careless grace upon the hitcher, in an attitude suggestive of agility and strength (где оперся с небрежным изяществом на багор, /приняв/ положение, говорившее о ловкости и силе; to lean; suggestive — наводящий на мысли). I arranged my hair with a curl over the forehead (я привел волосы в порядок, спустив один локон на лоб), and threw an air of tender wistfulness into my expression (и придал лицу выражение ласковой задумчивости; tender — мягкий, нежный, спокойный; wistful — тоскующий, задумчивый /о взгляде, улыбке/; мечтательный), mingled with a touch of cynicism, which I am told suits me (смешанной с оттенком цинизма, которое, как говорят, мне идет).

As we stood, waiting for the eventful moment, I heard someone behind call out (пока мы стояли, ожидая важного момента, я услышал, как кто-то сзади крикнул; eventful — полный событий, богатый событиями; чреватый важными последствиями):

"Hi! look at your nose (эй, посмотрите на свой нос)."

agility [q`GIlItI] forehead [`fOrId; `fLhed] cynicism [`sInIsIzm]
And then, at last, the truth flashed across me, and I wondered if I should be in time. Ours was the first boat, and it would be unkind of me to spoil the man's picture, I thought.

So I faced round quickly, and took up a position in the prow, where I leant with careless grace upon the hitcher, in an attitude suggestive of agility and strength. I arranged my hair with a curl over the forehead, and threw an air of tender wistfulness into my expression, mingled with a touch of cynicism, which I am told suits me.

As we stood, waiting for the eventful moment, I heard someone behind call out:

"Hi! look at your nose."

"Look at your nose, you stupid ass (посмотрите на свой нос, тупой осел)!" came the same voice again, louder (раздался тот же голос снова, громче).

And then another voice cried (затем другой голос крикнул):
"Push your nose out, can't you, you — you two with the dog (вытолкните свой нос, эй вы, двое с собакой)!"
squinted [`skwIntId] louder [`laudq]
I could not turn round to see what was the matter, and whose nose it was that was to be looked at. I stole a side-glance at George's nose! It was all right — at all events, there was nothing wrong with it that could be altered. I squinted down at my own, and that seemed all that could be expected also.

"Look at your nose, you stupid ass!" came the same voice again, louder.

And then another voice cried:
"Push your nose out, can't you, you — you two with the dog!"
Neither George nor I dared to turn round (ни Джордж, ни я не осмеливались повернуться). The man's hand was on the cap, and the picture might be taken any moment (рука фотографа была на крышке /объектива/, и снимок мог быть сделан в любую минуту; cap — шляпка, крышка, колпачок; капсюль). Was it us they were calling to (уж не нам ли они кричали)? What was the matter with our noses (что такое случилось с нашими носами)? Why were they to be pushed out (почему их нужно было вытолкнуть)!

But now the whole lock started yelling, and a stentorian voice from the back shouted (но теперь весь шлюз начал кричать, и громкий/зычный голос сзади выкрикнул):

We looked then, and saw that the nose of our boat had got fixed under the woodwork of the lock (тогда мы посмотрели и увидели, что нос нашей лодки застрял под деревянными частями = сваями шлюза), while the in-coming water was rising all around it, and tilting it up (а прибывающая вода поднималась /вокруг/ и наклоняла лодку; in-coming — поступающий, прибывающий; на подходе). In another moment we should be over (через минуту мы бы перевернулись). Quick as thought, we each seized an oar, and a vigorous blow against the side of the lock with the butt-ends (с быстротой молнии: «быстрые как мысль» мы схватили весло, и сильный удар по боковине шлюза рукоятью) released the boat, and sent us sprawling on our backs (освободил лодку, и мы полетели на спину; to send — посылать; to sprawl — растягивать/ся/, разваливаться; разбрасывать/ся/).

But now the whole lock started yelling, and a stentorian voice from the back shouted:

We looked then, and saw that the nose of our boat had got fixed under the woodwork of the lock, while the in-coming water was rising all around it, and tilting it up. In another moment we should be over. Quick as thought, we each seized an oar, and a vigorous blow against the side of the lock with the butt-ends released the boat, and sent us sprawling on our backs.

Our feet were undoubtedly the leading article in that photograph (наши ноги, несомненно, были главной деталью на той фотографии; leading article — передовица, передовая статья). Indeed, very little else was to be seen (в самом деле, очень мало другого было видно). They filled up the foreground entirely (они полностью заполнили передний план). Behind them, you caught glimpses of the other boats, and bits of the surrounding scenery (за ними можно было разглядеть очертания других лодок и немного: «кусочки» окружающего пейзажа; to catch a glimpse of — увидеть на мгновение, мельком); but everything and everybody else in the lock looked so utterly insignificant and paltry compared with our feet (но все другое в этом шлюзе выглядело настолько незначительно и ничтожно по сравнению с нашими ногами; utterly — весьма, крайне, очень), that all the other people felt quite ashamed of themselves, and refused to subscribe to the picture (что все остальные почувствовали себя совсем пристыженными и отказались приобрести фотографию; to subscribe — жертвовать деньги, подписываться, приобретать по подписке).

machine [mq`SJn] scenery [`sJnqrI] paltry [`pLltrI]
We did not come out well in that photograph, George and I. Of course, as was to be expected, our luck ordained it, that the man should set his wretched machine in motion at the precise moment that we were both lying on our backs with a wild expression of "Where am I? and what is it?" on our faces, and our four feet waving madly in the air.

Our feet were undoubtedly the leading article in that photograph. Indeed, very little else was to be seen. They filled up the foreground entirely. Behind them, you caught glimpses of the other boats, and bits of the surrounding scenery; but everything and everybody else in the lock looked so utterly insignificant and paltry compared with our feet, that all the other people felt quite ashamed of themselves, and refused to subscribe to the picture.